A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees
a little girl leaning into the lion's
cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by
the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter
her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off
his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose
with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back, letting
go of the girl. The biker brings her to her terrified parents, who
thank him endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing
the biker, says - "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing
I saw a man do in my whole life."
"It was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I
just saw this little kid in danger, and SOMEBODY had to save
her."
"Well, I'll make sure this won't go
unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know", the reporter said, "and
tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What
motorcycle do you drive?"
"A Harley Davidson."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see
if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.